As one super lazy *** guy, I can tell you, if peeling a banana is too much work, you should stick to eating baby food … Via Gawker. German supermarket chain Billa apparently they got tired of people calling them idiots on Facebook, they promise to go back to selling Bananas 1.0 – the kind […]

If we don’t deep fry the critters, they will simply eat us … “The U.S. averages about 400 animal-related fatalities that resulted from a bite, contact, attack, accident or envenomation.” Gators/Crocs are #10 – killing 9 Americas on average. You can read the rest of the list at Outside magazine. But I’m guessing these are the […]

This could quite possibly be the stupidest man in Canada. “… the officers were inside the coffee shop ordering at the till when the man they had spoken with outside walked directly up to the till, threw a drink at the employee and demanded cash. The officers looked at each other in astonishment that someone […]

Yikes! “The CDC has released a new report warning holiday cookout gurus to take caution when grilling. They have announced that recently, internal injuries have resulted from the ingestion of grill cleaning brush wires not only by children, but adults as well.” Er, so while it’s a good idea to clean your BBQ grill, you […]

There is not a day that does not go by where I think – man, I would so eat much more popcorn if only I didn’t have to tire myself out reaching into a bag and then sticking it into (my) mouth … plus, you have to waste all that mental brain cell calculation coordination […]

I’m guessing there are no low-cal recipes but now you can eat like a Hobbit … BTW, the “Hobbit” movie is now a trilogy.

To celebrate National Talk Like a Pirate Day tomorrow September 19, Kripsy Kreme will give you one free dozen glazed donuts if you dress up like a pirate. Or speaking only in pirate lingo will net you 1 free glazed donut. NICE! “No purchase necessary. No coupon required. No weapons allowed. Limit one offer per […]

Did you know that instead of dumping it in your hand as a fool all these years, Tic Tac actually has a built in tray for a single serving? You can read more at FoodBeast. There’s also a video showing how we’ve been doing it wrong all those years … Can you name all the […]

Yea Canada knows what’s important … though not so much on guarding it … Sticky-fingered thieves made off with almost 30 million Canadian dollars (US$30.4 million) worth of maple syrup from a reserve warehouse in rural Quebec, the provincial body responsible for managing the production of maple syrup said late Thursday. That’s more than a […]

Libya managed to throw off the shackles of Moammar Gadhafi … er, is this progress? NEW YORK (CNNMoney) — Cinnabon has opened a bakery-cafe in downtown Tripoli, making it the first U.S. franchise to enter Libya. I think Patrick Henry said, “Give me Liberty and a 6-pack with butter on top.” They are also getting a […]