A few days ago, Altan in Turkey spotted this Pirate Mater Deadnought …

And we thought that was the pinnacle of ‘dead in the water,’ and in theory, it would be hard for Disney to claim that this a Mater as you could claim it’s a singing dancing brown tow truck with random spray paint marks – it could be anything … but Paul R. (Rippers … a good name for a pirate, BTW) presents pirate booty that leaves no doubt … again, please put down the drink before scrolling.

“YOU WILL buy me or I will crush your soul … and I’m fun!”

Okay, now this one you would be hard pressed to claim no-trademark copyright and of course, the whole have-you-no-decency thing … As Rippers says, “It plays awful music, the eyes move left and right, the tongue comes in and out and has a spinning front axle so moves around.”

I believe it can either also expel bad juju or make you bad juju … the instructions are un-clear …

Though he could be offering you a communion wafer but should you take one from El Diablo Diablo McQueen?

(I decided that one Diablo was not really enough …).

Though on the other hand, it is Matty approved 🙂

See, and you thought you didn’t need a real designer to work on the line.

It even comes with the variant vent holes and the no decal on the back spoiler.

This must be the new lenticular eyes some people were raving about.

Properly licensed so it’s all good.

Rippers says his sister found it in Spain … when he said to bring back an MSOS, she apparently heard SOS … whoops.

This is wrong on nearly every level from legal to technical but most of all, it’s an afrontery to our audio and visual sensory nodes and to common decency.

Other than that, it’s brilliant!

Collect ALL CARS in the Zombie line!

Errare humanum est. Perseverare diabolicum.

Thanks Rippers – is it on your nightstand?