Balloon Guy
Top 5 things to say to a balloon guy trying to make a buck.
Do you sell balloons?
I thought we had a helium shortage?
Lightning is 95, not 90, I’ll pay you a $.10 for a clear defective one.
Do you have the full Speedway of the South in the back?
Can I pay you $10 to stand under some power lines and release them? I need more hits on my YouTube Channel.
He’s on his feet all day, selling cute things to put smiles on children’s faces. It’s honest work, even if they are LMQ balloon replicas of lesser accuracy. Grant him the dignity and respect he deserves.