Woman Claims Disney Implanted a Chip in Her
“CHARLESTON – A Chloe woman is suing Walt Disney Corporation after she claims a rubber chip was implanted in her body without her consent.”
Five things I thought of when I read this:
05) I know this is crazy because she was never charged $999 and didn’t even get a Wall-E pin …
04) Why did she get it for free? Where’s mine?
03) Made of rubber? Did she get it at Kmart a few years back? Is it round?
02) I guess I can sue Disney for the loose cartilage in my knee – IMPLANT!
01) I am definitely not going to the West Virgina Disneyland.
You can read more at the WV Record.
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22 April 2015
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