There are always about 75,000 Disney Pixar CARS items available on eBay – most are what you’d expect – and of course, the reason there are 75,000 items listed is that people are SERIOUSLY interested in Disney Pixar CARS from the obviously diecasts to pillows to random collectibles but some offerings are a swing and a miss …

I paid good money for these and you will need to pay me to take them off my hands – why WON’T YOU TAKE THEM OFF MY HANDS?

These all plastic Frank, tractor’s and Lightning are TOTALLY WORTH it. It’s cheaper than the Disney Store Frank Tractor Tippin’ Set so buy these instead!

I’m taking a bath on Color Changers so please “RARE, RARE, ULTRA RARE BUNDLE” HARD TO FIND! LIMITED EDITION! Disney CARS with lupus wheels!

It’s actually not a terrible deal if you need 12 Long Ge’s – do you need 12 Long Ge’s?

However, sometimes you just hoard the wrong thing. I imagine this guy went bwahahahaha after clearing out 3 Disney stores of some sort of Transforming Mater.

At first, I thought it was some obscure “Giant Carbon Footprint Professor Z” and was ready to BUY, BUY, BUY but then thought – is this “Drug Snorting Professor Z & Fellow Drug Mule Lemons?” I don’t want that.