Mattel Disney Pixar Diecast CARS 2: Walmart – It’s Nearly Showtime
“IndyKJT” found his Walmart looking like this.
The Top Ten reasons why Indy Kevin’s WM look like this:
10) Someone filled Luca’s NEEEEDDDDD list.
9) More bird seed coming in.
8) Shoplifting is a serious problem.
7) They were unclear on the concept when the head office said to add width to the aisles, they added all the required width to one aisle.
6) Wider people mean wider aisles?
5) When a senior VP loses a contact lens, it’s all hands on deck.
4) They’re going to open a Mini Walmart right here.
3) They accidentially ordered 10 1:1 scale Lightning McQueen’s. Price Rollback – $52,000 – now – just $51,888.
2) If you were wondering how much space to clear in your house for CARS 1 and CARS 2 stuff – now you know.
1) You can never be too prepared for sinkhole season.
That would be nice if they devoted all that to toys & CARS … much better utilization than … well, pretty much any other section of Walmart … 🙂
But seriously – you will need just about that much contiguous room to store and display CARS, CARS 2, and all the Expanded Universe lines.
So, on May 15th or 16th, may they roll out a Mack truck of CARS …
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2 April 2011
9 Comments
Eh eh
Funny, really funny….
Dont you worry, Luca, you have full support in cali
dont go to visit indykit anymore
After what I’ve seen at Walmart (and Target and Meijer and Kmart) stores recently, I can’t imagine a section this size filled with Cars… or anything that I’d want… I shudder to think what my Cars expenses are going to look like the next 3 months…
And your top 10 list is every bit as good as or better than the ones on the Letterman show…
Nice post, Met!
Very good (and humorous) reasons, #3 and #5 are my top picks – although #2 hits home – running out of room is a serious issue, prompted me to move the collection to the basement and can remove a wall I put in if necessary, then there’s the excavated crawl space that is 12×20, bring ’em on – I’m good!
Love the Top Ten 10 List, Met! I also love how #8 became a smiley. 8)
#8 was my favorite as well 8)
Sinkhole season..lol
Its DUCK season….
No its WABBIT season
DUCK season