“… Seven women ended up in a brawl in the Easter basket aisle Saturday evening.

Candy eggs, rabbits and Peeps flew through the air in an unlikely Easter exchange.

Salisbury Police responded to the Walmart at 323 Arlington St. around 7 p.m. Saturday.

The five officers separated the women into two groups — with each claiming the other group started the fight.

Unable to figure out who initiated the brawl, officers decided to charge all of those involved in the incident with public affray.”

I was not aware of the citation of “affray,” which apparently means “actual disturbance of the peace for causing terror to the lieges”

Lieges meaning people which is much cooler way of saying people – we should all try and work the words affray and liege into a sentence today 🙂 So, even though lieges act like crazy peeps, we still can learn something important – 50% clearance is only worth a booking if it’s a CARS exclusive … I think that’s the lesson, right?

Salisbury, North Carolina – Salisbury Post.