Mattel Disney Pixar Diecast CARS: Richard Clayton Kensington SUV – Disappear Here
Richard Clayton Kensington SUV, can you put out a BOLO on yourself … or for old timers, an APB?
Back in *Ought ’07* … I remember it like a ghost train through the night – ripping through the musky air of October like a devil through a bikini contest at Spring Break … a spectre and spectacle you ain’t every seen again.
Of course, I remember what he look like … he was big but not too big. He was as black as Pantone 4C and as white as the glossy white …
Yea, that’ the fella … what ever happened to him?
Don’t rightly know … all we have to remember him by are these snaps “Nikko” took by the river dam road where they say the dead rise up to meet the living …
No, I have no idea what that means, I’m just reading what the Outlet Mall sign says …
Sometimes they say a man’s gotta go there … beyond the concrete and out there … to the great unknown … to find himself …
And that’s when he’s ready to face the world, the demons and being just a number in this world … to face being rung up just like another store-bought product – scanned and then forced to follow the bidding of ‘the man.’
To be boxed in, labeled as megasize N … but man, we just don’t know sometimes.
It could be true or it could just be a false prophet (and profit).
But if you listen carefully, he might be back in time or he might in the stalks … still out there … still haunting us and haunting our dreams.
Mocking our insecurity with the words ‘security.’
I’ll be there today
With a big bouquet of cactus
I got this rig that runs on memories
And I promise, cross my heart,
They’ll never catch us
But if they do, just tell them it was me
Yeah I loved you all my life
And that’s how I want to end it
The summer’s almost gone
The winter’s tuning up
Yeah, the summer’s gone
But a lot goes on forever
And I can’t forget, I can’t forget
I can’t forget but I don’t remember what
Rum, licorice & Leonard Cohen are a powerful combo … hic …
Here is Richard Kensington, in loose form, on Ebay from the Land Down Under:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Disney-Cars-Richard-Clayton-Kensington-Security-Van_W0QQitemZ400068732078QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item5d25f464ae&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
Take a look at his feedback and some others he’s sold. Care for a Chick Hicks Crew Chief? That cost someone about $160.00 !!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=400065550139
There was a Dinoco Crew Chief under that in the feedback, sold for the same price.
The insanity continues……………..
Oh, he also has Kmart Cars Day THREE cars for sale, such as N20 Cola and Re-Volting, as well as Skip Ricter!
“The poor stay poor, the rich get rich”
-Leonard Cohen
“that’s how it goes, everybody knows”.
and here i thought i was the only Leonard Cohen/Disney Cars fan. great taste in music Met and GotFrank. hey Pirate Dad, i personally love Canada mainly because it produced this great poet/singer/songwriter. one of the greatest.
Whoops… I left part of it behind…
Maybe this will work
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2623/3846866862_b947947f95.jpg
I don’t think it is really comming either; so I went ahead and made the following just to provide a little extra Security…
http://farm3.s
hmmm….. wasn’t there supposed to be a boxed set with him in there?…
and he has been selling on eBay for quite a while now… meaning there was a run of him made already…. they just going to throw those out?
doesn’t make a lot of sense…. maybe he is the mystery car in Italy ….. hehe….
I am sure he will be around in some form or another….
so are you sayin he is not comin?
Yeah it was kind of a Yogi Berra-like post.
In PirateDad-ese: “More booty that we’ll never find!” Arrrgggghhhhhh!
I’ve still got 30 haulers to find!!!
Perhaps a little too much Buffy the Vampire Slayer for MET???
“Hey! No cameras!”
i reallyy hope he shows up!!!!
Richard Clayton Kensington is the Brett Favre of the Cars line. JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY!!!!
LOL!!! Hopefully when he does show up, he’s not all rusty!
yes,i need too..
Um . . . don’t leave us . . . WE NEED YOU CLAYTON . . .
dude . . . you are the man . . .mr. security van . . . we NEEEEEEED you . . . (all the lady cars scream!!)
S*E*C*U*I*T*Y*EEEEEEEEEEEEEE…. (passes out)
Is there an “R” missing there?
nah . . . it was a play on words . . . se-cute y . . . get it . . 🙂