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Disney Pixar CARS: The Fake Factory Is Ready With Their Fake Gooogly Eyed CARS

Great gooooggly mooogly …

The lost CARS 1.5 film where they take on ninjas at the temple … playset nice … CARS … it’s nice that clay and squirrel droppings can be molded …

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I made some customs, you like them?

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I molded these using nothing more than clay & stale bread!

$14.99 each or $299 for the Clay Temple Speedway of the East Set …

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No, it’s not Damaged King, just plain King, why do you ask?

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Mattel cheats people by making Guido so small – we’ll give you your money’s worth in clay!

Them lenticulars cost money – give me a sharpie – I’ll show you how to upgrade the CARS line – perfect, paint it white – call it a Ghostlight Chase …

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Or the Further Adventures of Ned Patrol CAR, The nephew of Sheriff …

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It’s totally legit, it reads POLICE in Chinese … well, the words are legit.

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These tin pullbacks could be legit …

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Oop, wrong – not legit …

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Of course, you have to launch a fake MINI line also … otherwise you lose those pegs to the fake Hello Kitty Smurf Speed Racer launcher series.

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Pixar SUCKERS! They didn’t trademark Trucks II as a film … TRUCKS II – with special guest appearance by Frank the Bulldozer!

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These might actually be real – hard to tell but since the others were recalled … here’s the replacement?

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This looks too bizarre to be real – well, ignore the Doremon part illustration … but box looks vaguely real …

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And Disney licensing has never met a buck it said no to …

Disney CARS – the line so great even the fakes are bootlegged … I guess that’s a compliment.

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