Disney Pixar CARS: Sometimes It’s Ugly – More CARS Counterfeits
Ripped from today’s ebay auctions …
Normally, I do not approve of stealing photos from eBay but sometimes you just have to do it as a public service. If there is a fire in a theater, you have to yell, ‘fire.’
MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES!
This makes plain old ugly look weak in the face of this abomination.
This “CAR” will do 360 degree tumbles … gee, how ever did they perfect that technology? There isn’t anything wrong with this CAR other than a thousand things.
And er, collect them all!
But not that you haven’t been warned – “contents may vary from illustration,” so if you’re lucky, you might get a rock or a piece of wood instead.
There is truth in packaging – sort of – it is a funny car – not really Lightning McQueen nor King but you do get a drawing of Lightning.
Kids, don’t do drugs … or smoke so much your Mater becomes smoked like meat … well, you do get your money’s worth in brown and the eyes aren’t as scary as the other ones …
In the wing of almost plausible fakes … a couple RC Mack’s …
Not really any good either but no uglier or non canonocity than the ones that the Disney Store sells.
I guess thanks ‘Jeaks’ for pointing these out?
And now I’m sad …
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metroxing
8 March 2009
Advertising, collecting, diecast, Film, Internet, Marketing, Mattel Disney Pixar CARS, Retail, Toys, TV
30 Comments
I came here to see what kind of crazy counterfeit cars would be on here the date that you posted this. I looked through all the pictures and the first one kinda scared me!
you should have a competition to win the car with 12 wheels 😀
Strangely…. I think I NEED a Super Truck!
(Puking)
Don’t forget to Spring Ahead!
LOL
The “Tumbling Cars” remind me of Gremlins (the movie, not car). Not so cute and increasingly creepy, especially the pointy teeth. Those cars probably would give me nightmares.
The part that I find the most interesting is that jadafiend already has ALL of these!! hahahaha (and if you don;t get the joke, goto Our Flikr Pool and see the 1000`s of picturesof his collection.)
Ooops, should have added great post! Waiting for your next post!
Hey, I did not write this one!! Did not put the ooops part in there…what gives?
Clicking my name does not bring me to my web site either..this is creepy!! Met, ACME this guy!!
you’ve been high jacked!!!!!!! I bet jestrjef had something to do with it!!!!!!!
The part that I find the most interesting is that jadafiend already has ALL of these!! hahahaha (and if you don;t get the joke, goto Our Flikr Pool and see the 1000`s of picturesof his collection.)
Makes me want to cry a little bit.. or vomit…..
I hate to admit it, but I DO like the RC Mack Tanker and Transporter! Just the Mack tractor by himself is pretty nicely detailed.
Wow!
That is like watching batting practice.
If instead of baseballs they’re using
baby chicks.
5 minutes worth of playtime before these crappy toys break…
Forever in a Landfill.
😉
these toys are on youtube dont have link but type in disney cars…. oh good sunday morning to all im off to work ——-> uggggggg
*barfs*
ehm…yeah, ive seen a few freaky cars rip offs about and keep meaning to take a pic to send in, nothing as scary as these tho,
maybe another Maters Tall Tale would be:
Mater! The Zombie Car Slayer!!!
Mater:”there i wuzz, surrounded baa brightly colored, flashing lighty boggely eyed zombeh cars, all wantin’ a piece of maa engine tuu feast on”
MQ:”what happened?”
M:”dontchu ‘member? you wus thar tuu!”
MQ”WHAT?”
*zombie cars move in closer to MQ, ignorning Mater*
M:”hmmm, guess urr shiney nuuuuw engine is more tasteh lookin’ than mine”
LM”aaaaagggghhhhhh!”
END!
pitch it to lasseter, its pretty funny
Also, notice that the last mack truck is “number 93” hilarious
😆 Good pitch…. I think it will the Halloween special!
We have a blue 4×3 car. Got it before we were into cars. It makes a terrible noise and made my son scream and shout “NO, NO, NO!” each time we switched it on! Even before we were into cars he knew what was good and what was fake!! 😆
Unwire the speakers as I always do. LOL.
Collect them all!
WOW!!! DUDES!!!
PSYCHEDELIQUE FUNKY FUNKY!!!
These freak my freak, and not in a good way. Isn’t there a limit on the number of tires something can have and still be considered a car?
Horrors, and its not Halloween, how does Jeaks find these things?
Yep sorry.
I find this stuff doing research for work. Well I am suppose to be doing research on companies, economy, industry etc for risk assessment. I just get sidelined when I get bored and start looking at other things. I just like to share is all. Sorry about this stuff though, kind of sad.
I saw some more knock offs today at some markets in Perth. Sad to say that they were even worse but did not have my camera or Phone so no photos. Mind you the Pope says “stop or you will go blind” – Looking at poor Cars knockoffs that is!
i just don’t know where to start either with taking the mickey out of these. simply hilarious… and sad too.
Well – the “TUMBLIN’ CARS” are for sure hit with some kind of acid…
Mater – The “MOTOR-DRIVEN FUNNY CAR” is definitely laced with caramel that ain’t from this planet and got “SCHLACKED” way too hard!
My main-man “SUPER TRUCK MACK” is sportin’ the KEG for the keg party and/or… Is that a rainbow flavored school bus/transporter for Cars to take them to raves in fields in the middle of nowhere for some serious cow-tippin’!!!!!
What the…?
Matty. Again absolutely oblivious and without shame…
I got to start going to the 99 cent stores. This looks like the stuff they would have there. Actually, buying a licensed product with some structural integrity, paint remover, high grade paint for repainting, and decals, you can actually know out a really nice knockoff. I can’t imagine Disney or Mattel going after the likes of these crappy looking toys.