Not that there’s anything wrong with that …

Top Ten Things Overhead by Masters of Universe Dude at the Matty Club …

10) I Drank What?

09) Who stole my uggs?

08) Dude, you can’t sell combustion powered vehicles, they’re not canon to my storyline!

07) Ha-ha,  I took the budget for this ad out of the Frank the Combine injection mold …

06) By the Mighty Power of Isis … oops, wrong cartoon.

05) Buy one of me and get 5 Giganta dolls for free.

04) I’m a action figure, know what I mean? Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

03) I will fight that Skeletor dude in the creepy castle as soon as I finish flexing – all in good time … is this the forest road with the good protein shake stand?

02) Pixar, Shmicxar … I need the work! Love me again, please? Please. I promise I will straighten out the 27 storylines and backstories … I was bitten by this radioactive spider … oh wait …

01) Yes, Matty for the last time, I will sign up again & friend you again on Facebook, damn, you’re as needy as that other giant skulled cranium dude …