Thanks to everyone who send in photos, keep ’em coming – we’ll fit them in where we can – or we’ll just randomly unleashed them …

Top 10 Captions …

“HULK Smash”

“I can see the recycle logo also but I think they mean after I open it.”

“Yes, I know I thought a garbage bag was unacceptable as a mailer but when I said ‘box,’ I meant all 4-sides?”

“Yes, thank you for squeezing it into mailbox.”

“Again, I apologize for that your ‘mama sitting around the house comment’ but still …”

“Oh the humanity! Who filled my Al Oft with hydrogen?”

“The squirrels in my neighborhood are really brazen!”

“Honey, I know your hands are lethal weapons but a boxcutter you ain’t”

“Who farted?”

“I told you they weren’t oversized.”

It’s never too early to get in the habit of buying a workbench and rolling tool chest 🙂

Thanks for the heads up, Frank? Sorry – losing track of photos.

Available at Amazon – The Cars Pit Stop Work Bench.

And speaking of tools …

The SIDEWALL SHINE letter you do not want to get … this is like those letters from the Social security asking you to prove you are not dead.

If this a letter from customer ‘relations,’ I’d hate to get one from a department that doesn’t want to have a relations with customers and consumers.

Because it would be an UNHOLY tragedy to ship out a paid-for $5 promo CAR because the receipts don’t match somewhere in a giant warehouse of receipts – stop the SEC filing, Mattel needs to take a major hit because under no circumstances would we allow correct receipts but possibly gift receipts to alter the course of mailing out an additional car? What are they afraid of? Someone will take their remaining blister bubble and the CAR (the only pieces not mailed back into Mattel) and a precious receipt to return to TRU? Really? I’d like to see that attempt … where’s the rest of the card & UPC? Um, no, it came like this …

Can’t we swear on Bible Barbie that we did not willingly make copies of receipts for $9.96 worth of CARS that was clearly purchased by someone at TRU during the alloted time? Gotta love bean pushers ….Because every Sidewall Shine that stays in the warehouse is worth more than one unhappy consumer?

Shouldn’t this letter read – you may have accidentally sent in the gift receipts but hey, it’s a $5 CAR, we’ll let it slide this time because we want you to keep buying our products – that you’re worth at least $5 to us?

Or haven’t they already wasted $5 dollars sending out this letter and then later, after filing it and having another employee check this letter/paper trail in 30 days, they will then mail back the $5 check or wouldn’t it actually be simpler just to mail out the CAR?

Let’s ask accounting Barbie?