Sure, you can call me an Apple fanboy – is it even an insult?

What other ‘horrible’ insulting thing are you going to call me?

Ferrari fanboy.

Adriana Lima fanboy.

Chocolate chip cookie fanboy.

Humphrey Bogart fanboy.

Angus Burger Medium Rare with Fries fanboy.

Island Vacation fanboy.

Fireworks on the 4th fanboy.

Coca Cola from an ice bucket fanboy.

Heaving a football on a crisp autumn day fanboy.

Yea, that’s quite an insult to be called ‘Apple fanboy.’

What else ya got?

I can’t really hear or understand you over the pie, ice cream & Eva Cassidy on the iPod.

So, hey, please continue to insult my yacht, my computer & my phone.

I’m not really sure why you are riding a unicycle, dressed in lederhosen and carrying the flag of the Novgorod Feudal Republic but hey, to each his own.

🙂

(In case you need some Adriana Lima pics … not all SFW 🙂 )